WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS! THIS WAS MY GRADUATION SPEECH THAT I GAVE. THE EXACT SAME WORDS! I MEAN LIKE WTF! I KNOW THAT MY SPEECH WAS PUBLISHED IN OUR CITY’S NEWSPAPER BUT OMG. WHAT THE FUCK.
❝ I don’t want to disappoint girls who might think I’m very cool and smooth, which I’m not, I’m afraid. I’m still quite shy, although that seems to be something of an attraction for women. ❞